Action Stunts

We’re supplying this with a full disclaimer that we’re not advocating drinking (well, at least not to excess), but we also felt we just had to include this recipe for a Tequila Stuntman since enjoying one might just hinder enough inhibition for even the most timid of a stuntman want-to-be to get the courage up to make the first step (or stumble, as the case might be) into his new profession.Even if you don’t actually land a job as a stuntman after drinking this, we hope you’ll land on your feet so you can brag that you have legitimately taken on a stuntman performance.Consider yourself warned; and as always, please enjoy responsibly.

Tequila Stuntman

• 2 ounces top shelf tequila
• 1 pinch of salt
• 1 wedge of lemon (wedge, not a slice)

Directions:

1. Pour tequila in a shot glass
2. Line up salt on the back of your hand
3. Pinch off one nostril with your fingers and snort (inhale) the salt with the other nostril
4. Immediately down the shot of tequila
5. Hold one eye open with one hand, grab the lemon wedge with the other, and immediately squeeze it into the eye being held open

Stuff: Yep, it’s going to sting a little, but the blending of the three flavors through the various glands is said to produce a sensation that one doesn’t soon forget. Also, you should probably blow your nose shortly after doing this to remove salt residue from the nasal area.