Tequila Stuntman
We’re supplying this with a full disclaimer that we’re not advocating drinking (well, at least not to excess), but we also felt we just had to include this recipe for a Tequila Stuntman since enjoying one might just hinder enough inhibition for even the most timid of a stuntman want-to-be to get the courage up to make the first step (or stumble, as the case might be) into his new profession.Even if you don’t actually land a job as a stuntman after drinking this, we hope you’ll land on your feet so you can brag that you have legitimately taken on a stuntman performance.Consider yourself warned; and as always, please enjoy responsibly.
Tequila Stuntman
- 2 ounces top shelf tequila
- 1 pinch of salt
- 1 wedge of lemon (wedge, not a slice)
Directions:
- Pour tequila in a shot glass
- Line up salt on the back of your hand
- Pinch off one nostril with your fingers and snort (inhale) the salt with the other nostril
- Immediately down the shot of tequila
- Hold one eye open with one hand, grab the lemon wedge with the other, and immediately squeeze it into the eye being held open
Stuff: Yep, it’s going to sting a little, but the blending of the three flavors through the various glands is said to produce a sensation that one doesn’t soon forget. Also, you should probably blow your nose shortly after doing this to remove salt residue from the nasal area.